ENTRANCE TO PLAYSCHOOL A PARENT KNOCKS ON THE DOOR.
THE DOOR OPENS SMOKE BILLOWS OUT A TEACHER EMERGES.
PARENT:
Er…sorry I’m a bit early but Ryan has a dentists appointment.
TEACHER:
No problem, I’ll just get him.
THE DOOR OPENS AND SMOKE BILLOWS OUT AGAIN.
PARENT:
Before you do, can I ask what is going in there?
TEACHER:
CLOSES THE DOOR
It’s Thursday.
PARENT:
I know it’s Thursday, why is that relevant?
TEACHER:
Social development, smoking and drinking. We’ve managed to get through five hundred Lambert and Butlers and six litres of Sailor Jerry rum this morning. (Proudly)
PARENT:
That is the most irresponsible thing I have ever heard. I have a good mind to report you for this. I am livid.
TEACHER:
Please calm down, what can we do to resolve things.
PARENT:
I should think that was bloody obvious.
TEACHER:
Not really.
PARENT:
They should be smoking outside in the playground.