SCENE: THE CAFE RENE
A GERMAN OFFICER IS SAT A TABLE. ENTER AN OLD MAN IN GLASSES. HE IS WEARING A BERET AND A GRUBBY RAINCOAT.
OLD MAN
Tits and bums. Tits and bums. Who will buy some tits and bums from a poor old tits and bums seller?
HE OPENS HIS RAINCOAT TO SHOW THE OFFICER HIS WARES.
GERMAN OFFICER
Go away you old fool!
ENTER YVETTE AND MARIE. MARIE IS WEARING A FLYING HELMET AND YVETTE IS SUGGESTIVELY WAVING A STICK OF CELERY.
YVETTE
Colonel, will you not come upstairs?
MARIE (LISPING)
We have the flying helmet and the wet celery!
YVETTE AND MARIE EXIT, FOLLOWED BY THE GERMAN OFFICER RUBBING HIS HANDS.
OLD MAN (LIFTING HIS GLASSES)
It is I, the News of the World.
END.
Is this already unsubtle enough, or would it work better if the girls address the officer as Herr Mosley?
