NHS 1
A OLD MAN IS ON STAGE, 2 WOMEN COME ON.
OLD MAN
I'M 60 years old today.
WOMAN1
And as a special treat for being born the same day as the NHS, we've jumpoed you to the front of the waiting list. Here's your first visit from a midwife.
WOMAN2
Coochee coo, you little devil(beat) right see you in another 60 years.
Quote: Morrace @ July 21 2008, 1:11 PM BSTNeither satiric nor subtle.
Pretty good though. It made me chuckle.
Yes I liked this one, thuddingly obvious of course, but short enough to get away with it.
Thanks Sofa, and Afinkawan.
Oh dear I am seem to have developed another little firend (like Foxy Box, Skibbingdon, et al), whose going to go though my extensive back catalogue and be rude about it.
Thanks in advance for all the free bumps Morrace.
It was ok. Not brilliant but ok for what it was.
I see you friendly neighbourhood stalker is back. Bless. I hear on the news he may have to get a job or do some community service if he still wants to keep claiming his dole money.
I wouldn't worry about his dislike for your work (not that you do), because I've seen some of the things he "likes" and gives advice on. Not good. Bloody awful in fact.
I liked this skit because it was quick, but that's all that you can say thats good about it. Quick and nasty some times work (ther vertiable badoom tish)
n.b. that's a pretty poor pastiche isn't it?
Morrace seems to have deleted all of his posts, have you had him 'bumped' off Joel?
No I'd have left the posts up.