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Quote: zooo @ July 12 2008, 8:12 PM BST

Well, we can hardly comment about that.
'Apparently' Danielle burns blacks on a cross in her back garden, but it was never shown on TV. Or reported in any magazines. Or seen by anyone.

One of them called her "Shilpa/Shelpa/Poppadom, whatever her name is"
That's some severe difficulty with pronunciation.

It was Jade who said that. I'm not defending her.

Jo from S Club was like a man in a wig.

On the many TV shows S Club did, she always played a kind of tom-boyish character who would fix cars.

That wasn't her acting, that was her actual hobby.

"Jo, we need you to pretend you can fix cars. That okay?"
"Fix them? Mate, I can park them as well! . . . Does that VCR need programming?"

I thought Shilpa was stunning, but Danielle Lloyd has a face which looks like a it's been printed on a slightly deflated balloon. Her features aren't in line.

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