British Comedy Guide

Row your boat

PRINCE WILLIAM IS TLAKING TO HIS CAPTAIN.

CAPTAIN

Leiutenant Windsor well done on seazing 200 kilos of cocaine.

WILLIAM

It was nothing, I spotted that motorboat, and then ran it down like a naughty fox.

CAPTAIN

I have to ask this but did you hand all the drugs in? You didn't keep a little for friends and family?

WILLIAM

What makes you say that?

CAPTAIN

Your mother just pulled up alongside in the Royal Yacht Britanni.

WILLIAM

So wht?

CAPTAIN

She rowed here.

Not bad. Personally I would change the 'mother' to brother, then expand more on William's line of 'so what' to be a little more indignant and afronted about how is brother is under suspicion just because he has had a teeny weeny drug problem in the past. With him ending his rant with 'go on then what are you basing this outrageous accusation on' (or something similar)

I think that would set up the final punch much better. What ya think?

Quote: sootyj @ July 9 2008, 11:34 AM BST

PRINCE WILLIAM IS TLAKING TO HIS CAPTAIN.

CAPTAIN

Leiutenant Windsor well done on seazing 200 kilos of cocaine.

WILLIAM

It was nothing, I spotted that motorboat, and then ran it down like a naughty fox.

CAPTAIN

I have to ask this but did you hand all the drugs in? You didn't keep a little for friends and family?

WILLIAM

What makes you say that? You don't mean my poor little bro Harry Hewitt, I mean WIndsor.

CAPTAIN

No it's your mother, she just pulled up alongside in the Royal Yacht Britanni.

WILLIAM

So what?

CAPTAIN

She rowed here.

Interesting thoughts, Harry is a good idea but not so much as a punchline.

Thanks

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