It's an old format I know but I have to get the brain churning somehow.
A ROMANTIC CANDLE LIT DINNER DAN IS ENJOYING HIS MAIN COURSE JAN WATCHES SMILING GENTLY.
DAN:
This is delicious, very subtle but with great texture what is it.
JAN:
Hmm? Oh it’s only chopped liver.
DAN:
I don’t normally like liver what’s different about this?
JAN:
It’s human liver with a merlot and pepper sauce.
DAN STOPS EATING AND PUTS HIS FORK DOWN.
DAN:
Human liver?
JAN:
Yes, Colin from next door. I strangled him while he slept and removed all of his best bits.
DAN:
I feel sick.
JAN:
(Laughing) Got you Dan, you must think I am so cruel.
DAN:
(Relieved) For a second you really had me.
DAN TUCKS IN TO HIS LIVER AGAIN.
JAN:
I’d never use Merlot for a sauce and you know it.