GUILLETTE ADVERT, BIG MUSCULAR SHAVING.
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New gillette 12 blades ultra slice. The first blade shaves you cliose the second closer, the third even closer, the fourth....
A POLICE MAN COMES ON AND BUNDLES HIM OFF.
POLICE
Right that's quite enough of that, the home secretaries banned all knives.
It's not cutting edge enough I am afraid Sooty.
That cuts me to the quick,
you challenging me to a pun fight?
I'd butter not.
Fork-get about it,
These things spoon get dull,
and this kinda joke is jsut salad tong, and you'll get ladled a punster
forking puns..
Guys, leave it in the ring!
http://www.2camels.com/o-henry-pun-off-world-championships.php
I'd wi[e the floor with the colonials