Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 8 2008, 12:39 PM BSTOne (on the right) is a gnarled old crone, the other is young, but a biffer.*
Biffer? Moose? What the f**k? Is this girl attractive or not?
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No, she's not.
Very much not.
Quote: sootyj @ July 8 2008, 1:06 PM BSTSigh why is life funnier than anything I write?
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Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 8 2008, 1:47 PM BSTSuperb story. On a par with a friend of mine who went round to a tenant's house to tell him he was being evicted. Ended up telling the daughter, who had answered the door, while unbeknownst to him a hearse was pulling up in the driveway behind him to take the deceased tenant away.
Quote: Rachel @ July 8 2008, 2:01 PM BSTShe was talking about how the former owner of the business I was serving her in had passed away last week, and that apparently he had died on his granddaughter's 21st birthday and how weird it was that her grandmother had gone into hospital the day before he died. She made a flippant joke (but not in a nasty way) about how she must have been trying to bumop them off for a nice 21st inheritance present for herself.
I let her carry on and carry on, and then I told her that she was talking about me.
That is actually excellent. Seriously, seriously excellent. Sorry about the death and all that, mind.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 9 2008, 9:26 AM BSTNo, she's not.
Very much not.
OK then. 