Ok, this is naff but at least topical.
GORDON RAMSEY AND SIR IGOR JUDGE ARE GUESTS ON READY STEADY COOK.
GORDON:
If I could just get you to rough chop the carrot & parsnip Sir Igor.
GORDON PASSES A COOKS KNIFE.
SIR IGOR:
Hmm, I see…
SIR IGOR PUTS THE KNIFE INTO A CLEAR PLASTIC EVIDENCE BAG.
A POLICE OFFICER WALKS ONTO THE SET.
SIR IGOR:
There are no exceptions young man!
Def.
