SIR SAFFRON WALDON IS TALKING TO A JOURNALIST.
JOURNALIST
Sir Saffron Waldon it is again an honour to interview a true knight of the film industry.
SAFFRON
Thank you.
JOURNALIST
But this time hopefully, without any libellous discussions of activities with your none-human co-stars.
SAFFRON
Of course quite understood just a bit of actorly banter. I was hoping to talk about my political activities in the 60s, I was at the Stonewall riots in the 60s.
JOURNALIST
Ah yes, and what was it like?
SAFFRON
I still remember singing RSPC,
JOURNALIST
I’m sorry don’t you mean R E S P E C T? As in the song Respect?
SAFFRON
No R S P C A, they wouldn’t acknowledge relationships between humans, and horses. I was riding my dear friend, and lover Mr Edd to the protests.
JOURNALIST
Oh dear.
SAFFRON
It was only fair, he’d been riding me all night. He was a very gentle....
JOURNALIST
Thank you Sir Saffron Waldon.