Knife crime

A CABINET OFFICE DAVID CAMERON AND GORDON BROWN ARE FACING EACH OTHER OVER A DESK

GORDON:
What are you playing at David? Your crackdown on knife-crime is causing major disruptions.

DAVID:
I’m not sure I follow Prime Minister.

GORDON:
Big Cook and Little Cook are now both serving eighteen months.

DAVID:
That’s not necessarily a bad thing. What about the three hundred arrests in Lympstone in Devon?

GORDON:
Oh yes, the Royal Marine Commando training establishment. Well done David.(Sarcastically)

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I promise I am not obsessed with cookery programmes.

Nice idea but the marines is too obvious...you need something funnier than the first gag (the cooks)

Am thinking but knew where the Marines were trained, hence my reference.

It's good, but I agree punch could be more distinctive.

Have changed the cooks reference slightly but really want to leave the Marines reference.

Nice, I'd add now he's little cook, big anus.