Mercenaries

HANNIBAL AND BA FROM THE A TEAM ARE ON THE STAGE.

BA
So who we working for this week sucka? The van needs a tune up, and Murdocks out of Prozac so better be know more freebies. You hear me fool!

HANNIBAL
BA relax, no nuns this time, no little orphans about to be evicted. This is proper mercenary work, we’re going to overthrow an African country, steal all their diamonds, and rape their women.

BA
Women? Damn. Hannibal you is on the jazz, and we is on the razz, where’s this evil sucka we be working for?

ON WALKS MARK THATCHER

MARK
Hello I’m Mark Thatcher, the abortion Thatcher wished she’d had. We’re going to attack Equatorial Guinea. Jeffrey Archer’s going to fly the chopper, and I’ve watched The Dogs of War twice and....

BA
Hannibal this fools crazier than Murdoch.

THEY WALK OFF LEAVING MARK ON THE STAGE

MARK

Wait come back, mummy said I could borrow her handbag, it’s got a brick in it.

BA
Lets just twaterboard some Arabs for the CIA, they pay by the hour.

HANNIBAL
I love it when the Evian comes together.

I know it's a remake of an oldie, but I want to try it for Treason.

For some reason the idea of Jeff flying his chopper has me in a cold sweat.

Love the CIA reference but not sure about the Evian, bit of a ba-doom-tish!!!

I wrote twaterboard, my misspelling is funnier than my actual writing I may stop correcting myself.

Thanks it is a bit badoom tish, may drop it.

Thought you meant it, liked it. British slant on a torture made famous by the CIA!!

[quote name="sootyj" post="200423" date="July 7 2008, 7:24 PM BST"]I wrote twaterboard, /quote]

Is that like where people from Emmerdale complain to about being put on a meter?

that's be a t'water board, i was thinking more of one featuring tony blair and david cameron, assaulting Maggie

twat 'er board

n.b. is this skit better than the other one?

I think you should keep the Evian gag, need something to go out on and it's not too obvious - but it should be "Love it when Evian comes together" not "The Evian". Shouldn't it?

Yes that does make more sense, I think I liked what a gronaer of a punch it is.

Thanks