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Romance is dead Page 8

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 5 2008, 11:50 PM BST

Why aren't men allowed to be romantic any more - like in the movies. Humphf. I got told of for taking my girlfriend for a meal where we went on our first date, and then back to the house for rose petals on the bed, chocolate fondue and strawberries, and then a trip up a glass bottomed lift up the spinnaker tower last valentine's day. Haven't heard the end of it since. And last week got reprimanded for opening a door for her. Sigh.

Oh my god! I'd love that! Lovey Most I get is a pint and a bag of peanuts when I go on dates.

Sometimes a squeezed butt cheek with the words "Alright darlin" whispered sweetly in my ear.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 9 2008, 12:28 PM BST

Oh my god! I'd love that! Lovey Most I get is a pint and a bag of peanuts when I go on dates.

Sometimes a squeezed butt cheek with the words "Alright darlin" whispered sweetly in my ear.

....takes notes.

"Alright Darlin" seems to get a reaction...

Yeah.... a slap.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 9 2008, 12:30 PM BST

Yeah.... a slap.

Back to the drawing board then....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 9 2008, 12:28 PM BST

Oh my god! I'd love that! Lovey Most I get is a pint and a bag of peanuts when I go on dates.

Sometimes a squeezed butt cheek with the words "Alright darlin" whispered sweetly in my ear.

We'll go on a (plutonic) date for a bit of romance if I'm sent over your way for work again. The last London date I went on we went to Bar Chocolate for drinks and then a jazz dinner at Ronnie Scotts. Was fun.

Quote: zooo @ July 8 2008, 4:40 PM BST

Surely :O?

*clicks 'view original'*

Maybe I wanted to lick it.

Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 8:23 PM BST

*clicks 'view original'*

Maybe I wanted to lick it.

*faints*

Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 8:23 PM BST

*clicks 'view original'*

Maybe I wanted to lick it.

:O :P then?

Yeah!

Aw, you could narrate a whole sexual encounter just with smileys.

Pirate

Yes! That's the poor rent boy whose eye you ejaculated in.

And judging by the expression on his face, I'm about to ejaculate somewhere else as well.

tee hee.

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