British Comedy Guide

New Black cats

RAY LEWIS AND LEE JASPER, ARE ON STAGE WEARING BLACK ARMBANDS AND BALACLAVAS.

LEE
I'm Lee Jasper a Black Man forced to resign from high office. Why ? Because the man fears me, and I lost a million quid and certain dirty e-mails to every thing with tits in London. Including John Prescott.

RAY
I'm Ray Lewis forced to resign from high office. Why ? Because the man fears me. And I stole £25,000 from an old woman, and pretended to be a magistrate.

LEE
The Black Panthers are no more.

RAY
We are the Black Fat Cats.

LEE
Power to Black mayoral advisers on the take. And as for young Black men.

RAY
Knives.

Put this one in the "I must try harder" file.

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