KU KLUX KLAN KARAOKE PARTY! (SPOOF INFOMERCIAL)
(Written for radio)
FX: CHEESEY BACKGROUND MUSIC
VO MAN:
(HYPED-UP AND CHEERFUL IN THE STYLE OF A CHEAP SHOPPING CHANNEL AD)
Are you a mindless racist bastard with no more right to walk the Earth than a shit-eating, syphilitic cockroach? Great, then this album is for you! BNP Records presents,
'Ku Klux Klan Karaoke Party'! Featuring such timeless classics as "A (Much) Whiter Shade Of Pale", "Alabama Knights In White Satin", "It's My Nazi And I'll Cry If I Want To", "The First Time I Ever Abhored Your Race", "I'm Dreaming Of An Exclusively White Christmas", "Hey Bigot Spender", and much much more! But wait! That's not all! If you buy Ku Klux Klan Karaoke Party right now, you will receive at no extra cost "Now That's What I Call Bernard Manning's Greatest Witticisms", including "The Darkie And The White Woman", "The Pakistani's Turban", "The Darkie And The Donkey Dick" , The Jew And The Gas Oven", "The Darkies Are Coming To Eat Us" and much, much more! But wait! That's not all! Order two copies of Ku Klux Klan Karaoke today and you will receive a comedy white hood and burning cross, ideal for breaking the ice at stag parties! Weddings! Christenings! Job interviews and even funerals! Ku Klux Klan Karaoke. Come join the party!
(DISCLAIMER, READ REALLY FAST)
Comedy Burning Cross contains pressurised butane gas and should not be given to children, unless they're foreign.
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