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The interesting thing about proof for God is it always makes him look like an arsehole.

Cancer ? No cure Holocaust ? Who cares?

But make a statue drink milk, or some Nun menstruate through her hands?

And woohoo he's there. Evidence for God makes him look like David Blaine.

Much as I'm an aetheist, think about the process's that go in to making you a cup of tea (From agriculture, to transport, to literacy etc).

And you see the chances of our world appearing from no where, as infintesimal.

Unless Aliens made it.

Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2008, 4:21 PM BST

Talking of sexy aliens

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A rendering of said sexy alien with own probe.

Quote: Pete @ July 3 2008, 4:23 PM BST

Bit cocky for a man that saw a monster when he was 8 and still belives it!

People that claim to have seen aliens have shiny heads.

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Cocky? No.

Utterly correct? Yep.

Seriously though - any God-bods out there care to correct me on my God / alien assertion? It can't be denied can it? God wasn't made on earth, therefore he's ET.

Logic.

Hmm well that depends on if you take the view that the Earth is a separate entity.

A relgious type would say it's all part of the same creation.

Quote: Perry Nium @ July 3 2008, 4:25 PM BST

Logic.

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"It was only years later when I saw the gray aliens on Close Encounters that I realised they were close to what I'd seen."

Makes sense to me!

Poor Perry. In the space of one thread he's gone from upcoming comedy writer to bonkers loon with David Icke-lite delusions.

Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2008, 4:00 PM BST

I really do think you're losing the argument when you start talking about there being no proof of God's existence to try and prove your case for UFO's. They are two completely seperate issues.

Although I would like to apologise if at any point I've made light of Perry being anally probed by an extra-terrestrial panda when he was only 8 years old.

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A paedophile in a panda suit doesn't mean it's extraterrestrial.

He's just telling us something he saw!
We've all seen weird things, most of us just explain them away and forget about them, that's all.
Leave him alone.

Quote: zooo @ July 3 2008, 4:34 PM BST

Leave him alone.

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After being sodomised by an angry panda, this is nothing!

Typical, the one time a panda has sex, it f**ks someone who can't make little pandas.

Quote: zooo @ July 3 2008, 4:34 PM BST

He's just telling us something he saw!

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Keep up...that's WHY we're laughing at him!

You're all mean, mean boys. I give up on the lot of you.

I'm not laughing. If Perry says this is what happened then I believe him. End of. As they say.

Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2008, 4:30 PM BST

Poor Perry. In the space of one thread he's gone from upcoming comedy writer to bonkers loon with David Icke-lite delusions.

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Sigh.

I sort of knew this would happen but it's still a bit sad. The subject always makes people react in one of two ways - open-minded interest or a compulsion to attack / ridicule the person who brought the subject up. Maybe it's just fear of the unknown or whatever.

Quote: zooo @ July 3 2008, 4:34 PM BST

He's just telling us something he saw!
We've all seen weird things, most of us just explain them away and forget about them, that's all.
Leave him alone.

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thank you!
<3

Quote: Pete @ July 3 2008, 4:38 PM BST

Keep up...that's WHY we're laughing at him!

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Keep on giggling matey. You'll be the first to get an anal probe when I tell my alien mates what a twat you've been. And it'll be a BIG probe.

Quote: Perry Nium @ July 3 2008, 4:49 PM BST

The subject always makes people react in one of two ways - open-minded interest or a compulsion to attack / ridicule the person who brought the subject up.

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"People who claim to have spoken to God always have scary shiney eyes. And bad taste in knitwear."