Lee McQueen Sketch

Thought I'd have a quick go at a Lee McQueen sketch since a few other have. let me know what you think. Cheers!

LEE MCQUEEN (FROM THE APPRENTICE) AND HIS GIRLFRIEND ARE HAVING A ROMANTIC DINNER.

Lee
There's something I've been wanting to ask you for a long long time.

Girlfriend
There is?

Lee
Yeah, I was wondering if you would make me the happiest man in the world and....

(LOOKS CONFUSED)

Lee
Did you just pull at my leg?

Girlfriend
No.

Lee
(LOOKS UNDER THE TABLE) Not again Nick, what have I told you? The series is over!

Nick
(NICK IS SITTING UNDER TABLE WITH A CLIPBOARD IN HAND AND IS MAKING NOTES)Sorry, force of habit. Come on Margaret let's go.

Margaret
(TAKES OF WAITERS JACKET AND TAKES OF FAKE MOUSTACHE) Yeah sorry.

(MARGARET AND NICK BOTH WALK AWAY, CAMERA SHOWS LEE AND GIRLFRIEND ARE CLEARLY IN A MOOD)

Sorry, don't really watch The Apprentice, so it's wasted on me, but just thought I'd add that Lee McQueen is fashion designer Alexander McQueen's real name and so I was expecting a sketch about him...

Nick under the table is excellent!

Quote: Paul Carroll @ July 2 2008, 4:04 PM BST

Cheers for the feedback guys. Do you think I should cut the bit about him asking her to phone in sick for him and just make the sketch about Nick and Margaret following him around places?

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Absolutely!

No it's not that funny, but it's a good pace change punchline, and shows you're upto date.

Good skit as well.

Follow up, with Nick and Margaret at their honey moon?

Don't know how I missed this sketch until now, cause I love the Apprentice.

Very good sketch, really enjoyed it. You could maybe add at the end something like Michael coming out and giving them their food because no-where else would hire him after how bad he was in this series.