Sell my life

ALISTAIR IS ON THE COMPUTER, AND IS TALKING TO GORDON.

ALISTAIR

Gordon this'll cheer you up, some mad Ozzy is selling his whole life on ebay, home, job, friends the works.

GORDON

Really, Alistair haven't you erm got work to be doing.

ALISTAIR

Oh look there's another one, he's in London. No friends, his job will be going soon, good location though (beat) 10 Downing Street. Gordon how could you?

GORDON

I'm just so miserable, I'm more unpopular than Robert Mugabe at Bandaid.

ALISTAIR

Well you've got a buyer.

GORDON

Oh goody, how much!

DAVID CAMERON WALKS ON

DAVID

Not much of a bargain at 5 quid.

I'd leave out the Mugabe line but apart from that it's pretty good. Shame it's the sort of story that's only just topical long enough to be on something like the News Quiz or Now Show.

Or the News Revue here's hoping!

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2008, 3:20 PM BST

I'm just so miserable, I'm more unpopular than Robert Mugabe at Bandaid.

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at LiveAid? (Bandaid was the band not the event)

Fine I will change it thanks.