A quicky with Sir Alan

These are groansome but I just had to post them.

Sir Alan Sugar is in a workshop and goes over to a pottery kiln. He opens the door and points at a pot and says: "You're fired!"

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Sir Alan Sugar raises the Union Jack up a flag pole and says: "You're highered!"

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Sir Alan Sugar puts a silver foil blanket around the shoulders of a marathon runner, prods him the chest and says: "You're tired!"

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Sir Alan Sugar is fiddling with cables around the back of his TV set. He gets up and points the remote control at it and says: "You're wired!"

Sir Alan Sugar is in a lingerie shop and goes into a changing room where a woman is trying on a bra. He twangs the strap and says: "You're wired!"

Badoom tish!

They're ok, and seriously there's CBBC skit shows that's use them.

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2008, 2:08 PM BST

Badoom tish!

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Can I use that on my writer CV?

Can't see why not.

Sir Alan should fondle the woman's breasts and then say "you're underwired", that sounds a bit funnier.

Alan Sugar signs a birth certificate:

You're sired!

I did that first one during the first series of The Apprentice!

But then it is a bit obvious.

Alan Sugar says to a large horse:

You're shired!