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The winner of this year's The Apprentice, Lee McQueen, has failed to turn up for his first day at work with Sir Alan Sugar. According to Sir Alan, McQueen phoned in sick with flu and said he didn't feel the full 120 per cent.

Hehehe. Please tell me that this quickie is based on real events, as it all seems very probable *off to google to check*

Nice pun in the punchline.

It's a good one.

Bo.

it's true

That's what I'm talking abaht!

Do you think he is really ill, or is it just another "blip in his integrity?"

(There's a Tanita Tikaram song skit in there, sootyj. Sharpen your quill immediately.)

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