British Comedy Guide

My Union's going on strike.

Hooray! Smash the state, destroy the means of production. Let's occupy Trafalgar Square, shit on the plinth, and push over Nelson's column!

Actually due to my job, I can't strike.

But I intend to look up my emails at work, and not clean my coffee mug.

As I work from home mostly that's also a bit pointless.

Any other suggestions on how I can show worker solidarity without getting sacked?

What do you do/who do you work for?

You are agency of the state, I'll never tell!

Ok I'll fess up, I'm Gordon Brown I work as a Prime Minister. I'm worried I'm get sacked soon.

Ah, I guessed as much when you said you work from home. How is number ten?

Terrible state, Alistair Darling has been having a dirty protest over the 10p tax rate.

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2008, 10:00 AM BST

You are agency of the state, I'll never tell!

Ok I'll fess up, I'm Gordon Brown I work as a Prime Minister. I'm worried I'm get sacked soon.

Phew, for a minute there I felt for your job security, I thought you were going to say that you were a full time sketch writer! :P

I am, it's why I'm such a rubbish Prime Minister.

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