Citizens of Liverpool experienced shame and horror, after 20 Liverpudlian weekenders were arrested in Amsterdam. The Cilla Black appreciation society, were on their annual trip to Europe's sin city.
After an enjoyable evening of singing "Don't sleep in the Subway," to homeless people, and "Come inside love," to transexual prostitutes. They repared to the traditional end of the night venue. A traditional English style pub, the Stoned, Horny Bull Dog.
There they enjoyed a bisexual cabaret; featuring 3 rescued Russian circus Bears, a Rumanian MEP, and this years Eurovision winner. Whilst smoking some 5lbs of extra stinky skunk, and taking 78 different varities of MDMA derivatives.
It was at 2am, that one of the performers smelt what he thought was tobacco in one of the joints. After removing his hand from a Cheeky Girl, and his mobile from Lembit Opik, he called the police. 300 Amsterdam police, and elements of Dutch special forces surrounded the club, and arrested the revellers.
They are currently being held in a maximun security prison in the Hague. The Dutch Primeminister Jack Me-off has declared the high tar content of the Golden Virginia tobacco to be a WMD. He is pushing for the death sentence, as his wife, young son, and himself were performing at the Bull Dog that night, as The Aristocrats.
Gordon Brown issued a statement earlier on today. But nobody listened as it was rather boring.
