Me on one arm, the kitten on the other!
Flipping heck, I'm even starting to find Father Ted slightly attractive. My brain has been hormone poisoned.
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Quote: Curt @ June 30 2008, 3:23 AM BSTQuit'cher wining! Just kidding yea it is hard to get started. You could try biking to work. I've been doing it for the past month it's a great stomach, leg and ass workout.
I've started various routines loads of times but I always end up having a day off and then never going back.
I do bike ride though whenever I get the chance - and play football. I love excersise if it's fun! (sex sex).
Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 3:24 AM BSTMe on one arm, the kitten on the other!
Flipping heck, I'm even starting to find Father Ted slightly attractive. My brain has been hormone poisoned.
That's why I'm doing my utmost to take advantage!
What you wanna do, is pop on a priest's outfit...
Ha! And speak in an Irish accent?
That should work.
Well I'll see you in the confession box, I reckon you've been a very naughty girl (so you have, so you have)
Quote: Curt @ June 30 2008, 3:17 AM BSTRun for an hour a day and watch how toned you get quick. Seriously!
The thought alone makes my legs want to die.
Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 3:22 AM BSTYou betcha! And I bet I'm strong enough to lift you
With what? 
Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 3:24 AM BSTFlipping heck, I'm even starting to find Father Ted slightly attractive. My brain has been hormone poisoned.
Now that's just wrong!
Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 3:28 AM BSTWhat you wanna do, is pop on a priest's outfit...
Isn't this entrapment?
Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 3:38 AM BSTWell I'll see you in the confession box, I reckon you've been a very naughty girl (so you have, so you have)
Not yet, she hadn't!
Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 3:45 AM BST
3:45?! Bloody hell woman. At least you've not got work this morning! And I'm soooo glad that I managed to keep one promise I made to myself this weekend - to not check the board again after brushing my teeth. I'd have been here until 4:00! >_<
Now. I wonder if Ian will actually return, or if he literally wanked himself dry? I imagine that all this filth with zooo gave him quite the insistent horn.
Oh, and congratulations on passing - and missing - another post. 12021. o/
Damn. My arm hurts. 
I shall be contacting Mary Whitehouse through the medium of a medium about this thread. I'm disgusted and appauled (but not necessarily in that order) by all this. And nobody invited me and the bath waters cold.
I'm sure that it can be heated up again.
I'm not into bestiality so much though. Sounds more of Ian's thing.
Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 3:22 AM BSTYou betcha! And I bet I'm strong enough to lift you
I'll phone the hospital now shall I?
Zooo weighs over 2lbs you know!
That's like TWO bags of sugar!
Is this the quickest thread ever?
Maybe.
Just shows what filth mongers you all are.
(not me.)
Ooo, are we getting in the bath again or are we hiring an Olympic sized pool this time?