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Lonely hearts Page 7

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 1 2008, 11:37 PM BST

Haha, so you need someome to tame the beast, so to speak?!

She's the one who'll be taming the beast.

Indeed. So anyone brave enough???

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2008, 11:31 PM BST

On paper, yes... real life...men find me intimidating.

Only because you're a hooker. (Rugby reference by the way)

Quote: Aaron @ July 1 2008, 11:20 PM BST

Are you a man?
Do you have a functioning penis?

If you answered yes to the above questions, then your application has been accepted. Laughing out loud

Is that accepted by you Aaron?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2008, 11:43 PM BST

Indeed. So anyone brave enough???

Shouldn't that be hard enough?

Quote: David Chapman @ July 1 2008, 11:44 PM BST

Only because you're a hooker. (Rugby reference by the way)

Would be more exciting if I was a hooker and not a flanker. :P

Quote: Timbo @ July 1 2008, 11:45 PM BST

Shouldn't that be hard enough?

That's never been a problem.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2008, 11:47 PM BST

Would be more exciting if I was a hooker and not a flanker. :P

Enough of them on here!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2008, 11:47 PM BST

Would be more exciting if I was a hooker and not a flanker. :P

flanger*

;)

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2008, 11:43 PM BST

Indeed. So anyone brave enough???

I believe that Nick has quite eagerly volunteered. Although whether he would compare favourably to the dozen or so men you undoubtedly 'entertained' whilst on holiday, I do not know. :P

Quote: Aaron @ July 1 2008, 11:58 PM BST

I believe that Nick has quite eagerly volunteered. Although whether he would compare favourably to the dozen or so men you undoubtedly 'entertained' whilst on holiday, I do not know. :P

I think he'll be able to hold his own.

Quite possibly. But from what I hear, he'd get pretty sore.

Quote: zooo @ 30th June 2008, 3:10 AM BST

I'm quite horny today.

(That is both a general comment, and a potential lonely hearts ad.)

Bloody hell!

Ah, the good old days...

*reads thread*

I definitely used to overshare.

Hell hath no fury like a woman with needs.

I remember when zooo looked like this

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Quote: Lee @ 24th March 2015, 2:13 PM GMT

I remember when zooo looked like this

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A 40 year old woman trying to seduce a schoolboy?

I hate Grease. The moral of the film seems to be if you dress like a whore the school twat will go out with you.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 26th March 2015, 4:18 PM GMT

A 40 year old woman trying to seduce a schoolboy?

Sounds like zooo.

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