Awwww... Ruby needs sympathy... Stat!

Our wonderful RubyMae James is feeling completely under the weather after a fall which saw her collide with a table landed her unconscious and in hospital. She is out now but doing her hair hurts as she has a huge lump (I'm told the table came off worse).

So I implore you to come together in this hour of need as she needs, in her own words, "sympathy, tea and cake". Though not bad 1980s movies I discovered.

People make with da sympathy, for our poor gal.

P.S. In recent developments she also want's "something covered in honey". I suggested Christian Slater.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ June 29 2008, 1:49 PM BST

Our wonderful RubyMae James is feeling completely under the weather after a fall which saw her collide with a table landed her unconscious and in hospital. She is out now but doing her hair hurts as she has a huge lump (I'm told the table came off worse).

So I implore you to come together in this hour of need as she needs, in her own words,'sympathy,tea and cake'. Though not bad 80's movies I discovered.

People make with da sympathy, for our poor gal.

PS In recent developments she also want's 'something covered in Honey'. I suggested Christian Slater.

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Poor Ruby, Hope you get better soon!

I'm eating twice as much cake today just for you!

I would like to point out I am okay if a little on the icky side and very annoyed that I didn't see any little birds or stars. Cartoons - they just lie!

If you want something covered in honey I can offer you my right paw. Or my penis. I'm easy. Get well soon. Was it a table with a flap? I've heard they're particularly dangerous.

Awww..... stupid jobsworth gravity!!! You should have been allowed to float to the ground gracefully.

Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 2:01 PM BST

If you want something covered in honey I can offer you my right paw. Or my penis. I'm easy.

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I'll settle for a crumpet.

Quote: ShoePie @ June 29 2008, 2:12 PM BST

Awww..... stupid jobsworth gravity!!! You should have been allowed to float to the ground gracefully.

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The floor broke my fall.

Get well soon, or later whatever works best for you.

Aww Rubes! I hope you feel better soon. You're in luck because I've been baking brownies. *hands one over*

Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 2:01 PM BST

If you want something covered in honey I can offer you my right paw. Or my penis. I'm easy.

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I'm not, is my penis or nothing. Sorry to hear about the knock, get well soon Rubes!

Poor Rubes!!!

Here is a saucy young minx to lift your spirits.

Sory to hear that Ruby. You weren't under the influence of something were you? Or was it just a violent table.

I would give you some cake because I've still got a sizeable chunk of my birthday cake from Thursday and my mum's from her 80th yesterday.

So if you want some you'll have to come here for it.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ June 29 2008, 1:49 PM BST

Our wonderful RubyMae James is feeling completely under the weather after a fall which saw her collide with a table landed her unconscious and in hospital. She is out now but doing her hair hurts as she has a huge lump (I'm told the table came off worse).

So I implore you to come together in this hour of need as she needs, in her own words, "sympathy, tea and cake". Though not bad 1980s movies I discovered.

People make with da sympathy, for our poor gal.

P.S. In recent developments she also want's "something covered in honey". I suggested Christian Slater.

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hows the table?

Get well soon table. Oh, and Ruby of course.

Quote: Gavin @ June 29 2008, 6:44 PM BST

hows the table?

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Taken to the local infirmary, where its condition was described as 'stable

Quote: David Chapman @ June 29 2008, 5:54 PM BST

I would give you some cake because I've still got a sizeable chunk of my birthday cake from Thursday and my mum's from her 80th yesterday.

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Your mum is still alive?

Get well soon Rubey Doo!I be funking of you. xx