British Comedy Guide

Sister Soldiers

It's simple, nothing crazily imaginative but it's for stage and they don't want anything too original sadly.

SISTER SOLDIERS
written by Kim Griffin

Cast- 3 females.

INT- PUB (SUSIE, JEN & AMY)

SUSIE:

That's it, when I get home, I'm leaving him.

AMY:

You go Susie.

JEN:

Aye, teach him a lesson.

SUSIE:

I can't believe I put up with it for this long.

JEN:

We'll the main point is that you're not now.

AMY:

And you've got your lassies to back you up.

JEN:

Aye lassies need to stick together. We'll help you out doll, no matter what.

SUSIE:

Cheers, you're right. You're ma lassies. Right then, I'll get another round in.

SUSIE GETS UP AND LEAVES THE TABLE SMILING AT THE GIRLS. THERE IS A SHORT PAUSE.

JEN:

She's a cow.

AMY:

I hope she dies..

Laughing out loud I quite like that Kim, though i'd add a few more derogatory comments.

Yes Kim well done.

I am not sure it is safe for a bloke to say he found this funny.

Quote: Timbo @ June 30 2008, 12:43 AM BST

I am not sure it is safe for a bloke to say he found this funny.

Course it is. You know what women are like!

Cheers guys, I actually wrote this from a guys perspective because I loathe the reality the build up entirely. Glad it has gone down alright.

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