SCENE: A STRIP CLUB.
IT IS ALMOST DESERTED. TWO PUNTERS ARE SAT AT A TABLE. A GIRL IS POLE DANCING. SHE HAS HER HAIR IN CURLERS AND IS WEARING A SWEAT SHIRT AND SWEAT PANTS..
A WAITRESS COMES UP TO THE PUNTERS AND HANDS THEM THEIR DRINKS. SHE IS WEARING A CARDIGAN, COMBAT TROUSERS AND TRAINERS. AND A PAIR OF BUNNY EARS.
FIRST PUNTER (TO HIS MATE)
I hate dress down Friday.
ENDS
Nice one
Great stuff.
Very good timbo. I like that.
Very, very good!
In concurrence (is that a word?) with the others, nice one!
Quote: Griff @ June 29 2008, 10:55 PM BSTI like this sketch. But I wonder if it would be better if the strip club was packed with a big crowd of disappointed punters ? Just an idea.
You could have one of the strippers hold up a skimpy outfit and someone shout "Put it on!"
Just a thought