INT. A PUB - DAY
Two hippie looking types are sat at a table with pints.
HIPPIE1
Have you heard who's headlining Glastonbury this year?
HIPPIE2
No? Who is it?
HIPPIE1
Jay Z
HIPPIE2
What the hell? Why would they do that?
HIPPIE1
I know! Who likes Jay Z? It's all about Soulja Boy these days