Chickens

A WILD HAIRED EXTREMIST IS RANTING AT THE AUDIENCE.

They, have killed your leaders, taken away your homes, crushed your culture. I say no more, we will rise up and kill them all. Join me my brothers, and sister, and cry out I am not a chicken nugget!

A FARMER WALKS ON

Hugh Fearnley, Whittingsall are you pestering my chickens again?

HUGH

Might be, you fascist.

FARMER

Right I'm calling the police. Hang on they look a bit distressed, have you been shagging them?

HUGH

Yoinks better scarper to River Cottage.

RUNS OFF

Sorry, but this is another on that goes downhill. Hugh trying to revolutionise chickens is funny, him shagging them isn't. You keep coming up with interesting ideas for sketches and then throwing them away.

[quote name="sootyj" post="192635" date="June 28 2008, 10:39 AM BST"]A WILD HAIRED EXTREMIST IS RANTING AT THE AUDIENCE.

They, have killed your leaders, taken away your homes, crushed your culture. I say no more, we will rise up and kill them all. Join me my brothers, and sister, and cry out I am not a chicken nugget!

A FARMER WALKS ON

Hugh Fearnley, Whittingsall are you pestering my chickens again?

You're dead right on that one.

Thanks

A nice critique would ask why there's a comma in Hugh's name and that "might be, you facist" is a bad line as Hugh leaps from coy to aggressive in the space of (surprise, surprise) another comma.

An honest critique would say it sucks and Hugh f**king the chickens would be a weak gag in the playground.

Hmm well thanks again Timbo, I think it's a lot sharper now.

Pete a writer of your expetional talents, has surely watched Rick Mayall, in the Young Ones. I must confess I borrowed his style of pensivness, to aggression.

Thanks also pointing out a line I'd edited it out, there's a danger I might forget and put it back in again. Also thanks for the grammer correction, that actually helps.

But I'm feeling brave, foolish and brave. And in the face of the crticism of an expetional talent. I'm going to enter this for NR/TS.

Because, damn it there's not enough jokes about chickens out there.

NR/TS? Vat eez zat?

Quote: sootyj @ June 28 2008, 2:24 PM BST

But I'm feeling brave, foolish and brave. And in the face of the crticism of an expetional talent. I'm going to enter this for NR/TS.

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Why?

Because it may be good enough, or it may not.

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Just realised I'd already answered the question, how silly of me.