Newsreader: News just in that the Labour Party deposit has been found on a train in Henley. An investigation is to be launched.
Henley again
Ha.
I must have been somewhere else. I don't remember you asking. In my defence, this gag probably wouldn't have worked if Labour had won or even come second. Or third. Or possibly even fourth.
Good one, I hope you dont mind re-writes, I cant remember, would it flow better as:
NEWSREADER: News just in that Labour have lost their deposit in Henley. All local trains are currently being searched.
That would work at least as well. I'm always up for seeing how people would have written something differently.
Oh Good, in that case.....
I'm always up for seeing how people would have written something differently. That would work at least as well.
Not bad at all.
David Davis has also lost his deposit.
Not in Labour.
In a former Ms World.