INT. Barracks. Picture of Robert Mugabe on wall. Two Zanu-PF THUGS holding guns and baseball bats are watching TV.
THUG 1
Cedric my friend, I think we might have gone a bit too far.
SFX. VOICE FROM TV
...returning officer of the Henley constituency I hereby declare that Robert Mugabe has been duly elected to Parliament.
END.
Heh, not bad. Pretty much the same policies as Boris too.
Yes, that raised a smile.
Not at all bad, seems ever so slightly similar to a brilliant skit, I read the other day on Mugabe winning Big Brother......
The only good poll is a deed poll.
Quote: sootyj @ June 27 2008, 1:07 PM BSTNot at all bad, seems ever so slightly similar to a brilliant skit, I read the other day on Mugabe winning Big Brother......
Just looked back. See what you mean.
Mine's better though 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgGLSJrj7AM
Is all I have to say.
(this doesn't count as an abusive post I hope).
Actual my Big Brother ripped off my, earlier Russian election Sox cat skit.
So I guess it's ooh stick me.
There's only one way to settle this. FIGHT!
Pun fight at the
Ho Gay, Phwoor Al.
Draw
Marijuana, are we playing Mallet's Mallet?