3 PIRATES SITTING IN A MEETING.
PIRATE 1 Yaaarrr this be embarrassing.
PIRATE2 Yaarr you be captain Mad Jack you tell them.
PIRATE1 Ayy Mad Jack the Tricorn hat, and parrot carries responsibilities, it does
PIRATE3 Ok ye scurvy dogs.
WE SEE THAT GRAHAM NORTON, AND JOHN BARROWMAN ARE ALSO IN THE MEETING
PIRATE3 Yaarr, we're not that sort of pirate.
Eh?
Erm Arse Pirate, is a slang term for homosexual.
May require to much slang knowledge, this one may be for the bin.
Never heard the term. Arse Bandit, yes I've heard of that but Arse Pirate no. Is it a new modern term?
Supid me, it's butt Pirate,
Would it work better with Mexican bandits?
Arse pirate. 
Yes I think that if you change the scene to Mexican bandits and use the term Arse bandit, it might work.
Is the term 'arse bandit' not a bit offensive to homosexuals, though?
I don't think it's ever used as a term of endearment.
I know that the term is only insinuated in the sketch, but I'm not sure if it's in good taste or not.
I agree completely, I was just trying to give some constructive feedback. Arse Bandit is offensive, Arse Pirates just dont make sense!
Mind you the more I say it the more it makes me chuckle, might have to use it at the weekend to see if I get a laugh or beaten up
I thought a pirate was a chinese aviator?
Oooh outing punning the punmeister,
yes it's an offensive term, but you know the whole thing of reclaiming the language of hate.
Black people calling themselves niggers, French people calling themselves cheese eating, surrender monkeys.