Everyone go home immediately!
Tell work it's zoooday or something. They'll know what it means.
Happy Birthday to Her Royal zoooship Page 4
I'm already home! 
Was it you that made fifth period cancelled today?
Yep!
Wow...Don't I feel bad for thinking that it was just hte teacher being awkward...?
What about my school? I was in for longer than usual. Have I done something to offend you?
Did you have marketing again, and offend more girls?
She's 22?
Christ! I always thought she was a couple of years older than me. And I'm 25.
I thought Aaron was 28 as well, but then I found out he was barely 20.
I'm such an old mess.
Happy Birthday.
Quote: Winterlight @ June 27 2008, 4:43 PM BSTShe's 22?
Christ! I always thought she was a couple of years older than me. And I'm 25.
To be fair, she does keep changing her age.
For example, yesterday she was telling everyone she was 21.
She is every age! She's divine like that.
Shall we split the difference and say 25? 
I feel young now...
Quote: zooo @ June 27 2008, 4:12 PM BSTHmm, an official birthday. Sounds good... What's a particularly gay date?
Ermmmm. 9th September? You know, 99? Like 69, but, not.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ June 27 2008, 3:49 PM BSTIs it the 30th? Middle-aged already, oh dear (shakes head).
Why *not* 69?
Quote: Winterlight @ June 27 2008, 4:43 PM BSTShe's 22?
Well, yeah, ish. She certainly looks and acts 22. 
Quote: Winterlight @ June 27 2008, 4:43 PM BSTI thought Aaron was 28 as well, but then I found out he was barely 20.
Not quite that young - but look about 13.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 27 2008, 4:52 PM BSTWhy *not* 69?
'Cos that's not quite as gay looking.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 27 2008, 4:47 PM BSTTo be fair, she does keep changing her age.
For example, yesterday she was telling everyone she was 21.
That's the concept with birthdays, innit.
Quote: zooo @ June 27 2008, 4:50 PM BSTShall we split the difference and say 25?
That's the same upside down. On a digital display.
Quote: Aaron @ June 27 2008, 4:58 PM BSTThat's the same upside down. On a digital display.
Did you try it on a calculator?