British Comedy Guide

Happy Birthday to Her Royal zoooship

The Glorious Leader herself is today, erm, 22... Errr

May she live in splendour and harmony for another year, and may she not smite us or take her patronage elsewhere.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ONE UPON THE DAY OF HER BIRTH.

*sends offerings of gay porn and whatnot*

Happy birthday Laura. I should've known you were a crab.

Flipping heck!
*kills self*

(zooo doesn't like zooo's birthday)
:D

BUT! If you provide visual renderings of said gay porn, I will cheer right up...

This is a bit like deja vu.

Happy birthday.

It's also my girlfriends birthday and she's also 22. Weird!

No, not weird - boring.

I am a crab!
Crabs are the best.

Quote: zooo @ June 27 2008, 12:04 AM BST

I am a crab!
Crabs are the best.

Yeah - I've got some too.

Quote: zooo @ June 27 2008, 12:04 AM BST

I am a crab!
Crabs are the best.

Itchy though.

Quote: zooo @ June 27 2008, 12:03 AM BST

Flipping heck!
*kills self*

(zooo doesn't like zooo's birthday)

Not even presents?

(*goes to work on the gay porn*)

Ah, the great dichotomy.

LOVE presents!
Hate attention. And getting older. And getting closer to dying. And that.

Happy birthday zooo!

Have a photo of The Tennant:

Image

Rawr.

Is dichotomy even the right word....?

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 27 2008, 12:09 AM BST

Happy birthday zooo!

Have a photo of The Tennant:

Image

Rawr.

Weak chin.

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 27 2008, 12:09 AM BST

Happy birthday zooo!

Have a photo of The Tennant:

Image

Rawr.

:O
Hubba hubba.

(looks like your avatar, Seefacts!)

I was going to write "To Laura, happy birthday, love David" on the left side of it in paint but quite frankly I couldn't be bothered!

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