Hunting with the Royals.

Okay this is an old idea granted, but here's my twist on it anyway:

EXT. A FIELD

PRINCE PHILLIP, PRINCE CHARLES, PRINCE WILLIAM & PRINCE HARRY ARE IN A FIELD SHOOTING BIRDS.

PHILLIP
I see one!

CHARLES
Where?

PHILLIP
Over there. Okay everyone ready... aim... FIRE AT WILL!

CUT TO:

EXT. GRAVEYARD

WE SEE A TOMBSTONE THAT SAYS, "RIP, PRINCE WILLIAM, 1982-2008"

or alternative ending

CUT TO:

NEWPAPER SPINS ONTO SCREEN

HEADLINE READS "PRINCE WILLIAM KILLED IN HUNTING ACCIDENT"

This could be a runner with lots of different Wills being killed....Shakespear, Wallce, The Conquer, Hill, Hunting, Baldwin, and Testament, mine to live after reading the sketch!

That's weird - I wrote a similar gag with Will Smith and a firing squad a couple of weeks back. Mine went in a drawer to be quietly forgotten though.

Not to bad, but you'll need an tolerant audience.