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Happy Birthday David Chapman Page 9

I wish you a great big vat of haggis and a birthday card from Alec Salmond. *snigger*

Happy Birthday Chappers!

Happy birthday, twothreads Chapman!

Quote: zooo @ 26th June 2016, 9:39 AM BST

Happy birthday, twothreads Chapman!

Exactly, and why!?!? Mutter mutter........'appy Birthday you. Unimpressed

Happy Birthday Dave. Wave

Happy Birthday! I suspect they are running out of numbers for you now?

Quote: zooo @ 26th June 2016, 9:39 AM BST

Happy birthday, twothreads Chapman!

I think I know where he got the idea.

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Happy Birthday, young bean.

Quote: George Kaplan @ 26th June 2016, 1:52 PM BST

I think I know where he got the idea.

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Happy Birthday, young bean.

Love it. Mr Otway!!!

Thanks all. Got my Senior Railcard today!

Quote: zooo @ 26th June 2016, 9:39 AM BST

Happy birthday, twothreads Chapman!

Actually I think you'll find it's Three!

Happy Birthday Chappers. Wave

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Don't do that! It'll make him think he's popular. Unimpressed

Many Happy Returns, Chappers!

Happy birthday!!

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Look, I found a pic of Chappers himself.

Quote: Will Cam @ 26th June 2015, 7:53 AM

Happy birthday 'Two Threads' Chapman.

Happy birthday to you
You went to the zoo
But because you had shingles
The whole day was wasted .....and everybody was staring at you, and a child thought you were a shaved bear and insisted on feeding you gummy Bears because she was only 3, and her only contemporary reference was watching 'Gummy Bear the Movie' where the bad shaved bear could only be killed by eating gummy bears, and being hoofed in the nads, which she did next - with some aplomb.......tooooo yoooou!

I have no memory of writing this, but being lazy - this.

Happy Birthday! There's a haggis and porridge gateau in the post for you.

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