This is one of my old ones so go easy.
INT: CUNNINGHAMS HOUSE
JOANIE is sat reading a magazine. There is a knock at the door. JOANIE answers the door to the FONZ.
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FONZ
Hey, Joanie, is there any chance that I could put my chopper in your garage.
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JOANIE
Why Fonzie, I don't know is it clean?
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FONZ
Hey, I oiled and greased it this morning.
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JOANIE
I don't know, I'm not sure what mom and dad will say. Why don't you try it around the back.
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RITCHIE enters from UPSTAIRS.
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RITCHIE
Hi Fonz, what's happening?
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FONZ
Hey, Ritchie, I don't suppose there's any chance of me chucking the chopper in your backyard is there? Everything I say to Joanie here she takes as a sexual innuendo.
RITCHIE
Chuck your chopper in my back yard. Fonz I didn't know you were that way inclined.
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FONZ
Hey.
IN walk MARION and HOWARD.
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HOWARD
What's happening you crazy kids?
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FONZ
(changing his wording)
Hey, Mr and Mrs C. Am I glad to see you, I can't get any sense out of these kids of yours. Can I put my motorcycle in your front yard ?
MARION
Put your throbbing machine in my frontal greenery? Why Arthur Fonzerelli.
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FONZ
Hey.
The End.
