THE QUEEN AND PHILIP ARE WAITING TO MEET SOME ONE.
QUEEN,
Phil Dear, this is a bit embarrassing.
PHIL
What is it my little Ascot Winner?
QUEEN
I'm supposed to be giving Mandela a knighthood, and taking Mugabe's knighthood away. But I can't tell them apart, they look the same to me.
PHIL
Don't worry my swan pe, I'll handle it.
MUGABE WALKS ON.
PHIL
Oi Sambo, are you a good fella, or a beastly savage?
MUGABE
I'm Robert Mugabe, I hate gays, Tony Blair, and am destroying Zimbabwe, and there's nothing you can do about it!
PHIL
Give him a knighthood dear, he's alright.
