I'm a minority treat me special! Page 7

I am 1/4 Jewish & 3/4 horny all the time. I have a bigish nose, not big enough tits & a cave that collects bats between my legs. My nipples are small & always erect (Due to the 3/4 horny), my deodrant hurts me when I spray it on & my hair can not keep any dye in it for longer than 6 weeks. I have 2 feet, 2 arms & one head. My eyes are a bluey green & water when I am sad. My ears could build a new wax museum & my nose always has little green fellas in it, even after blowing.
I want a pubic holiday 4 times a year & I want it now!

Quote: Charley @ June 27 2008, 5:52 PM BST

I want a pubic holiday 4 times a year & I want it now!

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Freudian slip?

Nope. I meant it. Everyone can come stay for a holiday & share my pubic. I am a nice girl, with no selfish bones at all.

Quote: Charley @ June 27 2008, 5:55 PM BST

I am a nice girl, with no selfish bones at all.

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As hard as you may try otherwise.

I'm a dyslexic, a girl, half Aussie, got chubby thighs AND I can cross my toes.

I demand a special badge - "Be nice to me, It's not my fault I'm a freak".

And Nick, don't worry, I'm a red head head too! Okay my colour is from a bottle but still I CHOOSE to be a ginger!

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Don't start with me Gav, you qualify as a minority as a closeted Girls Aloud fan. I may choose to be ginger but YOU CHOOSE SOUND OF THE UNDERGROUND.

Was I not supposed to tell anyone that?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 28 2008, 12:31 AM BST

Don't start with me Gav, you qualify as a minority as a closeted Girls Aloud fan. I may choose to be ginger but YOU CHOOSE SOUND OF THE UNDERGROUND.

Was I not supposed to tell anyone that?

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Wind your neck in luv I like them for the exterior they cant carry a tune for shite.

I still think it's an improvement from you Westlife obsession. That shrine was scary, right down to the locke of Stephen Gatelys hair.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 28 2008, 12:35 AM BST

I still think it's an improvement from you Westlife obsession. That shrine was scary, right down to the locke of Stephen Gatelys hair.

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Was considerable effort to collect that. But I filled a whole locke with his hair doctors said he had ungodly hair growth.

Quote: Gavin @ June 28 2008, 12:40 AM BST

Was considerable effort to collect that. But I filled a whole locke with his hair doctors said he had ungodly hair growth.

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Or Ronan Keating as he is better known.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 28 2008, 12:25 AM BST

I'm a dyslexic, a girl, half Aussie, got chubby thighs AND I can cross my toes.

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*keeps a close eye on all of his posessions*

I like Girls Aloud. My mum used to work with Kimberley's mum.

Dan

Like Barbara Windsor?