Quote: sootyj @ June 27 2008, 7:07 AM BSTBut what help you integrate? A wig, a hat, a big set of electric sheep shears to shave the head of those who mock you.
Or perhaps Micheal Chickliss, and Telly Savalas to follow you around, showing how cool,bald guys can be.
It's not being bald that bothers me, it's the fact that the good lord also saw fit to give me the build of a brick shithouse and huge, fat bricklayers hands with sausage-like fingers that taper at the end so much that my missus calls them "HairyLee Triangles". Basically I look like a bouncer and I do hate that, especially when you meet producers etc. I just don't look the part at all.
Most writers I've met LOOK like writers, with their foppish mounds of hair tumbling over their pale bespectacled faces, and their clothes hanging off their weak boyish bodies. And then I stride in, all bald and large and Northern, and totally aware they're looking at me thinking "who the f**k's THIS?!"
So to help me integrate I'd like a Romulan cloaking device please, so people can't see me.
