Freak or unique?
So what special treatment do you deserve, to live a full and happy life/
And do you shave your bear bottom?
I'm a minority treat me special! Page 2
That's not to much to boast about,
unless they were half gallons.
But those are halves of different things.
Roscoff was reffering to continguos halves.
each 2 half pints of beer make a whole pint of beer, but half a pint of beer and half a packet of crisps just makes a mess, and annoys who ever has to clear up the glasses.
I want hot and cold running honey baths with Ellie, Zooo and Aaron as my attendants. I shall make the geeky one watch as I bear shag his former concubines. Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa! Oh and a larger penis to do it all with.
That's just revolting.
And I don't care if that's prejudiced.
You plyphiliac, you.
Quote: sootyj @ June 25 2008, 11:37 PM BSTThat's just revolting.
And I don't care if that's prejudiced.
You plyphiliac, you.
If you're gonna insult me then the least you can do is do it in words I can understand. Tosser, wanker anything like that will do fine.
Polyphiliac shags anything, including internet personas.
You know, none of us are actually real.....
I think I'm the only one whose birthday it is today.
(How sad is that!)
I'm smart.
Yes, that's a minority. Small one, too.
Quote: David Chapman @ June 26 2008, 12:36 AM BSTI think I'm the only one whose birthday it is today.
(How sad is that!)
Happy birthday to you.
Quote: sootyj @ June 25 2008, 11:28 PM BSTAnd how can you have 3 halves of anything?
Ask Aaron, he's a three halves entity.
Quote: David Chapman @ June 26 2008, 12:36 AM BSTI think I'm the only one whose birthday it is today.
Chappy birthday to you!
I am actually disabled (not from birth but from rugby) and what I demand is 'The Special Comedy Olympics'. You have to be disabled to take part, we have sit down routines and a hoist to get you on the stage
Blimey, Sofes, what happened?
Broke my neck playing rugby, didnt realise, finished the game, walked around for three weeks in a drunken haze before seeking medical assistance. Turns out that's not standard procedure for a neck injury 
Bloody hell, you must be the world's hardest comedy writer.
How disabled are you, then?