So what minorities do we all belong, and what do we demand, to allow us to fit into society?
I'm Jewish, a Dutch expat, dyslexic, and a bit fat.
I demand a special holiday to celebrate my uniqueness, and a personal slave to do all my spelling for me.
And a hat that says I am special on it.
And 100lbs of salt herring a day.
What do you need, you special, special people?
Or are any of you truly average?
You don't ask for much do you?!
I'm a ginger. Well, not really. It's weird, it's kind of two-tone. Some ginger, some brown. But I have black eyebrows, so a lot of people think I've dyed my hair when I meet them (why would I dye it ginger?!). One of my housemates said my hair looks like a tabby cat (presumably minus the legs/ears etc).
I am, erm...
Lemme think.
I've run through all my labels and none of them are flashing up **minority!**
Oh except I'm an icckle bit South American. Which I suppose is a minority.
I demand a 'Part Argentinian Day'!
When I get part of the day off work.
To do Argentinian things.
Which are....?
Anyone?.... 
Red wine, steaks, sexy dancing, and psychotherapy.
Being Argentinian is ace. Do you also want a small bit of the Falkland Isles?
Nick if you are partially a ginger tom. Demand a scratching post, the right to hunt gardens, and yowl outside the windows of girls you fancy.
Quote: sootyj @ June 25 2008, 9:14 PM BSTRed wine, steaks, sexy dancing, and psychotherapy.
Ooh, sounds nice!
From what I've seen on 80s news clips, the Falkland Islands look crap, so I'll pass!
It's got a video shop now.
It used to just have a pub, and a chippy.
Quote: sootyj @ June 25 2008, 9:18 PM BSTIt's got a video shop now.
It used to just have a pub, and a chippy.
Is that the Falkland Islands, or Glasgow?
I changed that from the whole of Scotland because Edinburgh's really nice 
That's not fair. Glasgow's got loads of chippies, apparently to save on green miles, they'll now double as funeral parlours.
A racist gag, in the I'm special thread, how naughty?
Actually any one out there who thinks being racist makes them uniquely special.
I'm blond. This is normally fine, but you find that people will list the names of every blond name before they get to yours.
Chris, James, Ben, Edward... Elliot! We don't all look the same.*
*The above experience may be limited, I don't think I've ever heard another blond person complain about this.
You're suffering, must be terrible, and with out end. Damn all you ignorant bastards, who can't differentiate between Blonds. You're day will come!
But what special treatment do you require, to feel a fully equal member of society?
Or a bigger car, must be awful trying to get TOO Wales in a car.
I apologise for the age of that joke.
So you should. It stank so bad I smelt it in my small Welsh village. I am half Welsh half African-American and half Jewish. And all bear. I am unique. Except for my next door neighbour. What's the odd's? He's a Cancerian though, so not the same really.
Oh yes, my special thing. I want a larger penis please that also doubles as a travelling iron.
He's an incurable disease/
Poor man.
And how can you have 3 halves of anything?
Did I not say I was unique?