BLACKADDER'S BUNCH OF FIVES
New series
by Richard Curtis and the guy who wrote some of the Blackadders
SCENE
Somewhere. Blackadder and Baldrick.
BALDRICK Hello, Blackadder.
BLACKADDER Baldrick, that's the most boring entrance since Mr Boring Enterer the Boring Entrance Man entered boringly and was entering bored and boring in a boring way.
BALDRICK Sorry, Blackadder.
BLACKADDER Baldrick, if you had to apologise and say you're sorry, you'd only be apologising and saying you're sorry meaning sorrily and apologetically you were apologising in an apologetical way that only Mr Sorry the Apologiser would be sorry about having apologised for, sorrily.
Enter some WANKER played by HUGH LAURIE.
WANKER played by HUGH LAURIE: Ah,, Baldrick...
BLACKADDER Ah, Baldrick? May I remind you I am not Baldrick, in fact I am the least Baldricky fellow since Ms Unbaldrick lost the I'mBaldrickCompetition in UnBaldrickLand against Baldrick, Baldrick and another Baldrick!
Enter another WANKER played by someone who used to be funny.
Another WANKER played by someone who used to be funny: Ah, Blackadder, there's an opportunity.
BLACKADDER Opportunity? I'll take it.
BALDRICK Can I...?
BLACKADDER No Baldrick, opportuniities for an inopportune inopportunitist like you are most inopportune and should only be taken opportunely like me, opportunist me and I my opportunist self in an opportune moment opportunely.
NEXT SCENE
They go over the top in the war which was sad, so after taking the piss out of the war for 6 episodes they pretend to give a f**k about the war and win some awards.
THE END