EXT. A STREET - DAY
There are two men walking down a quite busy pavement, obviously on holiday.
MARK
I'm telling you, the women in Amsterdam are easy! You just have to say hello and they'll shag you
A very attractive woman walks past. Mark steps out to stop her.
MARK
Hey there, I'm Mark
He holds out his hand to shake, and she takes his hand and puts it down the front of her jeans, holds it there for a second, then removes it, winks at Mark, and walks on.
JACK
Bloody hell! The women really are easy
MARK
That was no woman!