Just wrote this on the bus:
PAPAL BULL
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Int. Living Room.
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TOM AND MARC ON A SETTEE WATCHING TV. TOM IS AT A LAPTOP.
Marc:
Wikipedia?
Tom:
Yep. I’m looking up The Pope.
Marc:
Why?
Tom:
People keep asking me what religion he is.
Marc:
Interesting. While you’re there, can you check something out for me?
Tom:
Sure thing. What you interested in?
Marc:
Bears. People keep asking me about where they go to toilet.