2 WALKERS CRISPS EXECUTIVES (TIM, AND JIM), ARE TALKING TO A CRISP DESIGNER (VIM)
VIM
So these are our new crisp flavours, what do you think?
THEY TRY THEM
JIM
Meaty,
TIM
But distinctive, what flavour are they?
VIM
Cock.
TIM
Don't you mean Prawn cocktail?
VIM
No cock, they're from our new cannibal serial killer range. These were inspired by Armon Weiss the German guy, who ate his lovers willy.
TIM
That is revolting, and immoral. Have you got anything more sensible?
VIM
Well we've got African.
JIM
Sounds better, is it a spicy flavour, redolent with exotic fruits?
VIM
No it tastes of Ugandans, as inspired by Idi Amin.
TIM
You're supposed to be a crisp expert. This is just horrible, and wrong. No more serial killer based crisps, ok, none.
VIM
Ok, it's such a curse to be ahead of my time. Try these.
JIM AND TIM TRY THEM, AND SPIT THEM OUT.
JIM
That's revolting.
TIM
It tastes of...
VIM
Bollocks, it's our new Gordon Brown flavour crisps.
JIM
But no one'll choose a crisp like that.
VIM
Well no one chose him as PM, and we're all stuck with him.
