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Is the glass half empty? Page 3

Quote: zooo @ June 24 2008, 6:19 PM BST

Ha!
I did only change it to a link a couple of weeks ago. I suddenly thought people might think I was passing it off as my own line or something.

But didn't you have " - Frankie Boyle" at the end of it, or summink like that?

Nope!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 24 2008, 6:23 PM BST

If Molly International Superstar died for example, of course I would be in pieces for weeks but in the long run, I know that she would not be suffering or in pain anymore and that I was lucky enough to have had the best dog in the world!

But still a dog. ;)

Quote: zooo @ June 24 2008, 6:44 PM BST

Nope!

Oh. Well, erm, ok then.

Glass completely empty. Not a f**king drop left in it you c**ts. F**king mean or what. If you do that again I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck.

Pessimist by the way.

Quote: roscoff @ June 24 2008, 10:43 PM BST

Glass completely empty. Not a f**king drop left in it you c**ts. F**king mean or what. If you do that again I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck.

Pessimist by the way.

Laughing out loud

There seems to be a worrying amount of optimists on here. Still, we're not going to be the ones disappointed when life flushes down the shitter. Our gloves are off and we're ready!

I'm just coming up to 52 - and know the best is still to come!

Sorry to worry you Aaron.

Quote: David Chapman @ June 25 2008, 12:37 AM BST

I'm just coming up to 52

Is that 52 years of age? I mean, it could be your waist measurement, the amount of posts in one session or even your IQ!

No offence Chappers, 52 is a good age, so they tell me!

Who cares if it's half empty or half full. It bloody needs filling up!!

A pessimist is simply what an optimist calls a realist. I am a realist.

You lot get a glass? I had a plastic beaker.

A realist is what a pessimist calls a pessimist. A grouchy old c**t is what an optimist calls a pessimist.

:)

I'm a realist. A purveyor of the unpalatable truth.

I'm just cynical.

I'm an optimist, but a stressed one when reality punches me in the face. I'm sure in a few years time I'll be a hardened pessimist.

Quote: Rachel @ June 25 2008, 6:01 PM BST

I'm an optimist, but a stressed one when reality punches me in the face. I'm sure in a few years time I'll be a hardened pessimist.

We all need ambition Rachel. We all need ambition.

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