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Which BSG member would you like as a slave? Page 4

Water pistols don't need permits.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 24 2008, 6:29 PM BST

Water pistols don't need permits.

Meow.

Love you Gav!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 24 2008, 6:30 PM BST

Love you Gav!

Yeh, wait til I get you home :P

Quote: Charly @ June 24 2008, 6:01 PM BST

>_< God I hope that was not a euphamism.

I don't think it was a euphemism. He was probably just masturbating.

I want Chapman as my slave so I can keep a very close eye on him. Then when death comes along I push him in the bathroom and lock him in. Then we can all live forever. Except for Chappers as I'm gonna lock him in there as well. Possibly a bad idea as death will be the one who gets the raw deal.

Surely Death will have thought of this and have brought a junior hacksaw?

Is that the updated version instead of a scythe?

Quote: roscoff @ June 24 2008, 9:43 PM BST

Is that the updated version instead of a scythe?

Its built into the handle.

What you reckon the fury face who you want as a slave?

I would have The Slags as my sex slaves. They could even bring along their sock puppet. We can use that as a condom with eyes.

Quote: zooo @ June 24 2008, 6:17 PM BST

Honest.

I'm trying to think of someone strong who I could get to carry stuff...

Ah, ever practical.

The implication being that I'm a weakling.

That'll be the lack of sunlight/Vitamin D deficiency, probably.

You're not allowed to do manual labour, you'll get calloused hands.
I'm keeping you in tip top condition. I have plans...

Run, Aaron, run like the wind.

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