Time Traveler.

CAPTION

THE WRIGHT BROTHER'S FIRST FLIGHT

A CROWD IS CHEERING ON THE WRIGHT BROTHER'S AS THEY FLY THE KITTY HAWK FOR THE FIRST TIME. IT LANDS.
WE SEE ON THE BACK ARE 2 PAIRS OF PANTS A VEST, AND SOME SOCKS.
SOMEONE FROM THE CROWD SNATCHES THEM OFF AND SNEAKS OFF.
HE PULLS OUT A LIST ON IT, IT SAYS,
"DO LAUNDRY"
HE CROSSES IT OUT

CAPTION

THE WORLD'S STINGIEST TIME TRAVELLER.

You should have posted this one first.

Ha! See what I did?

I like this one better than the other one. I thought it worked better without the moral uncertainty.