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At least you don't have a stranger wandering around with a pic of you looking like Hattie Jacques with acne.

The pic was taken during my "stunning" teenage years.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 24 2008, 6:34 PM BST

At least you don't have a stranger wandering around with a pic of you looking like Hattie Jacques with acne.


you won't let it drop will you? :)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 24 2008, 6:26 PM BST

Trust me, even Hilary Clinton has standards.

Whereas her husband represents the male position.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 24 2008, 6:35 PM BST

At least you don't have a stranger wandering around with a pic of you looking like Hattie Jacques with acne.

The pic was taken during my "stunning" teenage years.

Aww Rubes!

Quote: Timbo @ June 24 2008, 6:36 PM BST

Whereas her husband represents the male position.

If it bleeds....

Quote: Gavin @ June 24 2008, 6:35 PM BST

you won't let it drop will you? :)

I dunno what I was more disgusted by. The fact this stranger stole my ID or the £3.50!

Quote: Timbo @ June 24 2008, 6:36 PM BST

Whereas her husband represents the male position.

"If it moves....."

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 24 2008, 6:36 PM BST

I dunno what I was more disgusted by. The fact this stranger stole my ID or the £3.50!

3.50 is soul destroying

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 24 2008, 6:37 PM BST

I dunno what I was more disgusted by. The fact this stranger stole my ID or the £3.50!

Have you been adding up all the things that you could've bought with the money?

That is like EIGHT reeces! EIGHT!

We would all pitch in and get you eight Reeces...somehow...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2008, 6:42 PM BST

We would all pitch in and get you eight Reeces...somehow...

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 24 2008, 6:37 PM BST

"If it moves....."

A friend of mine who had a punk band used to close his act with a little number called Suck It.

"If it moves, suck it,
If it opens, f**k it,
Unless it's a door..."

Quote: chipolata @ June 24 2008, 12:26 PM BST

I've spent the morning talking to a guy who's adamant that the Jews run everything. He even said, of the holocaust, it wasn't as bad as everyone made out. And rich Jews were behind it anyway, to get rid of the poorer jews... Thing is, he was strangely entertaining. And seems a nice guy if you ignore his massive racist streak. Bit like Aaron.

The annoying thing about the world Jewish conspiracy, is if it exists I've been left out. Not fair.

Quote: zooo @ June 24 2008, 6:43 PM BST
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Just what I was wondering.

Quote: sootyj @ June 24 2008, 6:48 PM BST

The annoying thing about the world Jewish conspiracy, is if it exists I've been left out. Not fair.

Laughing out loud

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